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CRANKY SEZ: Oscar came and went and the last minute swell of support for Birdman landed it four Academy Awards, all in major categories. Only The Grand Budapest Hotel matched the number, all in design and tech awards. . Click Here for the nominees and award winners. Click here to compare Oscar, Independent Spirit Awards and the British Academy Awards.

OTHER FILM AWARDS: The SCREEN ACTORS GUILD gave its Actor to Birdman; Eddie Redmayne (Theory of Everything) and Julianne Moore (Still Alice). DIRECTOR'S GUILD AWARDS: Here the top nod went to Birdman. To repeat our self, Cranky's Best of 2014 here. (and we put The Theory of Everything in the Top Spot, with Birdman in the Top Ten. As for Boyhood? Conceptually it puts film students into puddles. But, like real life it accurately portrayed, it is boring. There. We said it.) Finally, The RAZZIES - the winners as the absolute worst of the year

WEEKEND BOX OFFICE:   Plummeting more than 72%, Fifty Shades of Grey ($23.2 Millions/ $130.2 Millions) holds the Top Spot for a second week with Kingsman: The Secret Service ($17.5 Millions/ $67.1 Millions) and The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water ($15.5 Millions/ $125.2 Millions) holding as well. Newbie McFarland, USA ($11.3 Millions) and The DUFF ($11 Millions) round out the top five THE REST OF THE BEST:    American Sniper ($9.6 Millions/ $319.6 Millions), newbie Hot Tub Time Machine 2 ($5.8 Millions), Jupiter Ascending ($3.7 Millions/ $39.5 Millions), The Imitation Game ($2.6 Millions/ $83.9 Millions) and Paddington ($2.3 Millions/ $67.7 Millions)

BECAUSE WE'RE FAIR: DC Comics has poster stuff, too <g> This being Jason Momoa as Aquaman in the forthcoming Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice batman superman dawn of justice
WHAT YOU SHOULD SEE: As for all the films that oh so wanted Academy attentions, what you need to know is summarized below. Green means "go." Red means "don't.
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Hot Tub Time Machine 2

Because one was not enough, now there is Hot Tub Time Machine 2 -- originally promised as a Christmas treat. Last we looked, Christmas is near eleven months away. Adam Scott, Craig Robinson, Rob Corddry & Clark Duke star with Chevy Chase as "the Repairman." We don't know if that reflects irony or desperation.

McFarland USA

A lot of thumbs are pointing straight up for McFarland USA starring Kevin Costner and Maria Bello. Ignore that it is about schoolkids on a cross country race team; take your kids and enjoy it.

Fifty Shades of Grey

Fifty Shades of Grey stars Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson with a couple of lines tossed to Marcia Gay Harden. How this story sold hundreds of millions of copies is beyond us .... but we're male and this is porn for females. Dating gents, suck it up. Cranky's movie review


Kingsman The Secret Service stars Samuel L. Jackson, Michael Caine, Colin Firth, Taron Egerton. Think of like the old teevee Avengers (but no Mrs. Peel) with a street kid being ushered into the fraternity of heroes. Major thumbs up all along the critical spectrum. When it screened last week we barely had movement after storm #3. Disabilities suck.

The Last Five Years

The Last Five Years is a musical starring Anna Kendricks and Jeremy Jordan. It takes five years for him to pop the question and, apparently, they sing every minute of it. Not offered to us to review.

spongebob squarepants

The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water brings the yellow sponge thing out of the deep blue sea and on to land for super-heroic adventures. If you know and love the character, you're going to have the bestest time. If you don't, this isn't the place to start.

The Theory of Everything

Every once in a while we close the books early: The Theory of Everything, tells the story of Dr. Stephen Hawking (Eddie Redmayne) and his love turned wife Jane (Felicity Jones), as they face (his) last two years of life with working legs. She starts a family. He solves the Physics of Time. One of the best of the year.

The Theory of Everything trailer here

still alice

Still Alice stars Julianne Moore as a Columbia University professor diagnosed with Early Onset Alzheimers Disease. With Alec Baldwin as her husband and Kristen Stewart as a daughter on the west coast the film gently documents the character's decline. Moore's performance will break your heart. As serious films go, this one is magnificent.

Imitation Game

The Imitation Game got star Benedict Cumberbatch a best actor Academy Award nomination. This one tells the story of a WWII code breaking machine called Enigma and how its use helped win that war. Assuredly, one of the best films of the year. Cranky's movie review

come together

Almost 45 years on, The Beatles live on in tribute bands all over the world. Come Together, narrated by John Lennon's sister Julia, is a loving tribute to those who attempt to replicate long lost performances down to the clothing and old equipment. If you remember the band in any form, or wish that you did, the film is 52 minutes you won't regret spending cash for. Amazon has it for you at half the price of a theater ticket.


Now working its way in local theaters is Paddington, as in Paddington Bear. We were all prepared to dismiss the film as a "buy it eventually because you'll be watching it all the time with your kids" property . . . and then we watched it. For everyone that has asked us "What kind of film gets the "perfect ten" rating?" this is it. By any set of definitions, Paddington is a great family film; it is a great movie; it is a great (capital "f") Film film. We watched over 275 films in 2014 and then we watched Paddington and our mind was blown from here to the Brit train station from which the film's title is taken. Cranky's movie review

  Into the Woods

Into the Woods scrambles Cinderella, Red Riding Hood, Rapunzel and Jack and the Beanstalk into a new story about a Baker and his barren wife and the deal the make with a wicked witch . . . Meryl Streep steals the show as Rob Marshall adapts Stephen Sondheim's Broadway hit into the rarest of things . . . a musical that yours Cranky thoroughly enjoyed. One of the Best of the Year. Cranky's movie review



One of the best films of the year, Selma recreates one of the key events of the 1960s Civil Rights 'uprising'. The events surrounding the Southern Christian Leadership Conference and Martin Luther King's (David Oyelowo) march from Selma to Montgomery, Alabama. This is no America we recognize and the film is better than anything you may have read in a history textbook.

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WALLPAPERS: The Batmobile joins the few decent images from 2016's Batman Vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice. Images from Exodus: Gods and Kings and lots more from The Hobbit: Battle of Five Armies are up.

TRAILERS:  Big Eyes --  Loitering with Intent -- Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 -- Night at the Museum Secret of the Tomb -- Inside Out -- Boyhood -- Unbroken -- Terminator Genisys -- Still Alice -- Exodus: Gods and Kings -- Inherent Vice -- The Theory of Everything -- Witching Bitching -- Spanish Lake -- The Signal -- Home -- Rage -- The Trip to Italy -- The Congress -- Goodbye World -- The Olivia Experiment -- Frontera -- If I Stay -- Step Up: All In -- School Dance -- The Kill Team -- The Sacrament -- Wish I Was Here


A Most Violent Year -- In the Heart of the Sea -- Winter Sleep -- Do You Believe? -- Woman in Gold -- '71 -- Predestination -- Unbroken -- White Rabbit -- Black or White -- Jurassic World -- Lap Dance -- A Merry Friggin' Christmas -- Space Station 76 -- 50 Shades of Grey -- Frontera -- What If -- Into the Woods -- Catch Hell -- Land Ho! -- 4 Minute Mile -- The Prince -- Hercules -- Cantinflas -- The Longest Week -- Ouija -- War Story -- Hide Your Smiling Faces --Perfect Sisters -- A Night in Old Mexico -- Gold Frapp Tales of Us

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Kids For Cash -- Open Grave -- Brightest Star -- 22 -- -- Walking With the Enemy -- The Protector 2 -- Hercules -- Mistaken for Strangers -- Leave the World Behind -- Earth to Echo -- Finding Vivian Maier -- Edge of Tomorrow -- Jupiter Ascending -- Goodbye World -- Ida -- Beneath the Harvest Sky -- Home -- Borgman -- Wolf Creek 2 -- Rob the Mob -- Persecuted -- Rowdy -- Poseidon Rex -- Walk of Shame -- We are the Best -- No God No Master -- Begin Again-- Obvious Child -- Words and Pictures -- Alive Inside

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